The
Women's Brigade..... we ride again...here we come!
Women
are like angels, and when someone breaks
our wings,
We
continue to fly..... on our BROOMSTICKS!
We are
flexible that way... My broom is Nuclear Powered!
A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not
being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate" well to people.
We struggled to understand why...he is..... after all.........drop dead handsome,
has a beautiful wife.....isn't that enough to ensure popularity for most
Americans? So after much research, we have come up with a Top Ten list to
explain why the MSM thinks he should be un-likeable...
MAINSTREAM MEDIA'S Top Ten
Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney AND WHY WE ARE DEFENDING HIM...
1. Successful, self-made businessman. (Dad didn't give him a hand-out.....he and Ann had to make it on their own)
2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been FAITHFUL to her.
3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet.(How boring is that?)
4. Can't speak in a fake southern black preacher voice when necessary.
5. Has pots of money (made it all himself) and since nobody else in this country has any desire to have pots of money....we don't like him!!!
6. Has a family of great boys....none of them are in drug rehab.
7. Doesn't smoke (even in secret), drink alcohol, or do drugs ( not even in college, where other people were NOT inhaling)
8. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS! (We can't relate to such an anachronism)
9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. That horrible religion that teaches it's members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, honest, upright and MORAL!
10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he made that money ALL BY HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it (as in John Kerry) or inheriting it from Dad (as in Jack, Robert & Ted Kennedy.)
We didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own
money made you unrelatable to Americans. Strange.[h/t CJ and Dody]
1. Successful, self-made businessman. (Dad didn't give him a hand-out.....he and Ann had to make it on their own)
2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been FAITHFUL to her.
3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet.(How boring is that?)
4. Can't speak in a fake southern black preacher voice when necessary.
5. Has pots of money (made it all himself) and since nobody else in this country has any desire to have pots of money....we don't like him!!!
6. Has a family of great boys....none of them are in drug rehab.
7. Doesn't smoke (even in secret), drink alcohol, or do drugs ( not even in college, where other people were NOT inhaling)
8. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS! (We can't relate to such an anachronism)
9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. That horrible religion that teaches it's members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, honest, upright and MORAL!
10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he made that money ALL BY HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it (as in John Kerry) or inheriting it from Dad (as in Jack, Robert & Ted Kennedy.)
We didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own
money made you unrelatable to Americans. Strange.[h/t CJ and Dody]
