Carville on Airport Security: 'Go Measure My Penis and Let Me Get on The Airplane' Does anyone care besides Mary Matlin? Democratic Strategist James Carville husband of Mary Matlin comments full body scan by TSA. I ask you does anyone care about the size of his penis? If TSA spends tax dollars to measure penis's I think they should set up a web site and publish the results. Call it "Reality Penis Check." or some such name, maybe we could start a naming contest.

During an appearance on a DC radio show on Friday, the colorful CNN political strategist said that he would be willing to allow the TSA to measure his penis before a flight, so that the exact measurements could go on record. This way, the need for a full body scan of Carville every time he travels by air could be dispensed with.Carville explained the reasoning behind his novel plan, during his appearance on the DC Tony Kornheiser radio program:“What I want is, let me pay for something, give me a safe flyer card, and then y’know, go measure my penis and let me get on the airplane.”In light of all of the shameful, partisan and mind-numbingly dumb national discourse and attacks on Obama , since the attempted bombing of a plane bound for Detroit on Christmas-day, at least Carville’s comment is amusing.