ONLY IN AMERICA….MUST WE SPEND BILLIONS BECAUSE WE CAN'T LET CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT, AND THEN, LET CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT.
ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN CONGRESS FORCE FANNIE AND FREDDIE TO BUY SUBPRIME LOANS, AND THEN BLAME FANNIE AND FREDDIE FOR BUYING SUBPRIME LOANS.
ONLY IN AMERICA…. CAN YOU BE LEGALLY ILLEGAL.
ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN THE CONGRESS MAKE LAWS THAT THEY DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW. Wonder if their health benefits will be taxed........
ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN YOUR VICE PRESIDENT DECLARE "JOBS" TO BE A 3 LETTER WORD.
ONLY IN AMERICA... CAN THE PRESIDENT DECLARE THAT THERE ARE 57 STATES.
ONLY IN AMERICA...DOES A MAJOR CRISIS REQUIRE SWIFT ACTION TO PASS A BILL WITHOUT READING IT, THEN A VACATION FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE THE PRESIDENT HAS TIME TO SIGN IT !!
ONLY IN AMERICA...DOES THE MILITARY GET PORTRAYED BY HOMELAND SECURITY AS POSSIBLE TERRORISTS, WHILE OUR BORDERS ARE WIDE OPEN.
ONLY IN AMERICA... CAN YOU GET A TAX REFUND ON TAXES YOU DIDN'T PAY.
ONLY IN AMERICA... DO YOU HAVE MORE RIGHTS BEING ILLEGAL, THAN YOU DO LEGAL.
ONLY IN AMERICA... CAN YOU BE 13 AND HAVE AN ABORTION WITHOUT TELLING YOUR PARENTS, BUT MUST HAVE A WRITTEN NOTE FROM A PARENT WHY YOU MISSED SCHOOL.
ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN YOU CALL LARGE CORPORATIONS EVIL, WHILE 99.9% OF AMERICANS WORK IN COMPANIES WITH FEWER THAN 500 EMPLOYEES.
ONLY IN AMERICA... CAN CHRYSLER GET 10 BILLION IN TAXPAYER AID FOR THEIR COMPANY OF 30,000 EMPLOYEES. IT MUST BE DIFFICULT TO RUN A COMPANY FOR LESS THAN $333,333 PER EMPLOYEE.
ONLY IN AMERICA….DO WE CARE ABOUT 3 GUYS WHO GOT WATER UP THE NOSE, WHILE OUR ENEMIES ARE BEHEADING US AND BLOWING CROWDS OF PEOPLE UP WITH SUICIDE BOMBINGS.
ONLY IN AMERICA….YOU CAN CLAIM THAT OTHER INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES WORK, BUT HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE TECHNIQUES ARE.
ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN YOU BE PRESIDENT WITHOUT A BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
ONLY IN AMERICA... DO POLITICIANS CONSIDER "WE THE PEOPLE" the"CONSTITUTION" and "RULE OF LAW' IRREVELANT
ONLY IN AMERICA... WILL WHATEVER GOES WRONG ALWAYS BE BUSH'S FAULT.
ONLY IN AMERICA CAN THE PRESIDENT ONLY MAKE SPEECHES WHEN THE TELEPROMPTER IS WORKING.